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Ben suggested that this would be a good way for us to put together the Bustron album-travaganza. I thought I would kick it off by putting up the notes that I have found about what the tracks are currently.

The songs and the information about the songs will slowly appear over the next week or two so keep looking back for updates. Feel free to make or suggest any changes that you want.

All you need to do is to sign up to be a member and Sean will put you onboard the Bustronian super cruiser so you can edit and make those changes.

If you are a member of the public and gotten here by mistake turn left and go straight until you reach a fork in the road, then it's up to you baby!

Track listing for Bustron:
 **1 Dan's synth pad intro**

Check out the link.
 * 2. I had a girl**

Dan to record classical piano intro
 * 3. Little Purple Lily**/ liftoff

4 Fetch your hat

Story of the great god Penetron who creates the planet Bustron to contain only women? Penetron could only live on the planet for thirty days.
 * 5 Penetron**

Tyrone the chaperone was genetically bred and intended to be the seed for the planet but turned out to be gay. And he is now acting as the chaperone for the visiting human and has been made into a eunuch for this purpose.
 * 6. Tyrone the chaperone**

Only one man can visit Bustron at a time because …
 * 7. Borrowed from Earth (One man at a time)**

This is where the ‘hero’ is introduced to Bustron society and picks up his first babe.
 * 8. A Bar on Bustron**

Describes the bootylicious babe/s and what they can do
 * 9 Bootylicious Babes from the planet Bustron**

10 Bustron Waltz He waltz with the queen and then has to do the sha la la wham bang a ling dang.

The lesbonappers are only after a man for reproductive purposes and the kidnap him and take him to the other side of the planet to make babies – they aren’t into the idea of artificial insemination and are only prepared to do things au natural i.e. by hot beef injection. They put him on a totem pole and do stuff to him.
 * 11 Lesbians of Bustron**

The hero after fulfilling his initial duties satisfactorily is invited to a sacred lesbo ritual where singing in the ancient tongue of the lesbo is performed.
 * 12. Lesbian Folk Music**

Spandy, the local Bustronian super hero, saves the ‘hero’ using her something super power and whisks him away for a night on the piss and a sensational super powered shag. " Ohhh, Spandy, you came and you gave me a spanking. And I need you again oh Spandy" Thanks to Barry Manilow for that one.
 * 13. Spandy the spankalicious spandex queen** - (Sean 1 is on the hard drive)

The Hero is found by the Lesbians of Bustrons and there is a dramatic chase. This chase is described through the drama and narrative of pure music.
 * 14 Conflict (The chase scene)**

After having such a great time the hero wants to stay on though after the 27th day the wizening begins which causes dramatic ageing in males who stay too long on Bustron. This is the curse of Penetron. He knows he must leave or die a pointy-less death. Things that happen to the hero are:
 * 15. The Withering**

This is the story of the ‘hero’s’ trip back to Earth and his dissapointment of having to leave, towards the end of the song he thinks that there may be stowaways.
 * 16. Back to Earth** - (981 on the disk)

The Lesbonappers are on Earth after stowing away they look at the cities and //**contemplate**// taking the men back to their ships for transport back to the dark side of Bustron. This leads into the next project for the Funkerbirds which is the Bustronian invasion of Earth.
 * 17. Passengers (Cling ons with strap ons)**

Harry Zenos is going crazy and thinks that it is all in his head.
 * 18. Leave Me**


 * 19. Home again - fades to explosion.**

20. Lesbian folksong reprise Perhaps this time with the words translated to mean something like – ‘You boys are fucked, so fucked you have been fucked so much that you are fucked and when you are a spent force you will be fucked then.’